This is YOUR opportunity for GREATNESS. Reciting a poem about farting (which is actually a poem about Steemit), while liquored up ... and while doing a Pants Off, Dance Off. This would win an Academy Award, a Grammy, a Nobel Prize ... and undoubtedly, massive upvotes.
You could probably retire, in comfort, from the winnings.
Quill
@quillfire
I'm very much looking forward to my upcoming retirement. I'm quite glad you mentioned it, as I hitherto hadn't thought of that possibility.
I shall begin spending my prize monies forthwith on copious amounts of alcohol.
Mattifer
@mattifer,
Thatta girl!
Quill