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I had an okay day but I did not have the dose of pizza that I wanted to have today! I want to end the day with something fun about pizza so I thought about having a mini contest in the comments. Read the rules below and feel free to join the fun.
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Justify why Pizza is better than a Girlfriend or a Boyfriend. The best answer to tickle my funny bone wins! Impress the blockchain with your sense of humor. You may use graphics such as meme and GIFs. Feel free to express your brand of funny. English comments only. Leave as many comments as you like all through the week.
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Pizza is a non-negotiable! Pizza never breaks your heart. It's one of the only things on this planet that's cheesier than GF. It makes you feeling good during depress situation. It will never leave you, just one call pizza is coming within 30mins. GF let you wait couple of hours by looking in the mirror and fixing.. hmm i dunno.
But at the end of the day, Pizza and chilling at home with gf is better than going out. I mean chances are the bf is also paying for the pizza too. Lol!
Humugot si koya, na speechless ako. Hahaha! Thanks! ^_^
hahahahaha! alam mo yan! lol
Just throwing this into the moshpit below 🙂🙂!
Out of the 2 (or 3) I have only ever had pizza, so I guess I am not really qualified to answer the question. Although, pizza helps me code and gives me motivation. Also, it is simple and easy, can get slightly more complicated, but never too complicated. Pizza is always there (for me at least, just sitting there in the freezer), Usually on a Thursday night. I also appreciate how pizza can be surprising or standard, thick or thin
and it will also get you through thick or thin. 😊
Pizza is flexible and gives comfort and company when you code! Thanks for joining, budd!
Hey just to let you know pizza is always gonna be there for you so its better than a girlfriend! Pizza will never leave you. Pizza is beautiful no matter how big or little. Girlfriend only has one V while pizza has 8 or more V cuts. 😋🤣🍕🍕🍕
Awww. Here we go again, V for Vendetta. LOL
Pizza is way better than a boyfriend because you can curse it all you want or in whatever way and you will never hear a word back. That, plus a pizza will never give you lies or sugarcoat words just to make you stay. Whatever is on the outside, that's what you'll have when you finally take a bite.
Hahaha! Nice one. Pizza will always be comforting, in good days and bad days, too! Thanks for joining.
Pizza doesnt cause heartbreak, doesnt cheat, not jealous,
*Pizza is hot, spicy, creamy, meaty, roasty, steeming, always loyal to the pizza boy that brings it, sexy shape in the box. Cut to your satisfaction, yummy and mouth watering hummmmmm!!??."
Thanks, you are so quick! Ahahahaha!
Phone rings; babe where are you?
Me: I am at the mall
She; who's that bitch with you?
Me: I am with my masarap, yummy pizza
She: it's over between us
Me: as long as I have my pizza, I am not single
Ahahaha! A breakup that will go down in HIStory! Pizza for the win! Thanks for joining.
I prefer pizza rather than a girlfriend . . .
Why ??
If I buy pizza it will be worth a couple of dollar and I will be full, while if I got a girlfriend it will be worth a dozen of dollars and I will not get anything to satisfy my stomach 😓 😓
Thanks for joining, that was quick!
Hahahahah its just that I was not busy at the moment :D
I prefer 🍕 because pizza is much cheezy than your X.
P for pizza comes before X. LOL Thanks for joining!
P = Pizza
P = Pure
P = Puso
Pizza Pilipino Confirmed HAHAHA
Yes I love pizza because it is a food,my tummy will become full and my hunger will vanish away while a man a boy when you eat him your tummy will become full too but when he run away,it will be a big disgrace, i will become more hungry and obligue to feed me and my baby..hmmp..I choose pizza..
Hahaha! With pizza, no problems... with boyfriend, it's a lifetime of problems. LOL
Yes,anyway anyhow whatever?they are all both yummylicious
Why pizza? Because pizza is more delicious than my ex boyfriend lol!!! Kidding!
Pizza will always be more meaningful than any ex. LOL Thanks for joining!
Pizza is better because it gives me satisfaction while boyfriend caused me depression.. whahahah
Pizza can always make me smile in an instant, boyfriends can be annoying. Ahahaha! Thanks for joining!
hahaha... who goat pa more
Pizza 🙌🙌
You don't have to hide your Relationship with Pizza for any studi reason. You love Pizza, you order it, and you eat it
Yep, I proudly walk around with my pile of pizzas. Ahahaha! Thanks for joining!
Well technically "Pizza" won't kill you for eating another pizza. But if "Girlfriend" finds out that you are with another girl, well i guess you'll have to start running for your life. So, i choose pizza. 😂😂
Girlfriend can be a psycho but pizza will always be just all yummy pizza, right! Thanks for joining!
i agree a hundred 100% hahaha, Pizza will not break your heart, but will only break your diet. hahaha
I like pizza more than you because you only have a few pepperoni to eat on while pizza have so many . =)
Awww, but we never ran out of pepperoni. LOL Thanks for joining!
Thank you
Who needs boyfriend headache when pizza gives pleasure, its so uncomplicated and is ever so quiet.
Hahaha! Cheers on the uncomplicated and quiet! Thanks for joining!
My pleasure.
Pizza Forever!
There is forever in pizza! Oh yeah! Thanks for joining.
Pizza is better because with pizza, there is no break up. :D You can get it whenever you want. And with pizza, you can get no matter how many you want without dying. HAHA With boyfriend you can only have one because if you have a lot, you'll really die. Whahaha :D (But of course, I am still loyal to my boyfriend) :D :)
Awww. That's sweet! The boyfriend wins. Thanks for joining!
Pizza wins because it will always come in my desired number of inches and my best cut is party cut! BOOM!!! LOL \m/
With Pizza, you just have open the box, reach for a slice, put in your mouth and get the satisfaction. With girlfriend, it will take a lot of efforts and time before we get to the point of satisfaction. If you know what I mean... 😋
Hahaha! Riiiiiight! With pizza no need to compromise! LOL
Money of life?
Gugma versus kwrta?
Same same
When your pizza is cheesier than your relationship.
Live with your triangular creature who never fails no make you smile with excitement when it's around you. Live the day with pizza baby! It will never look to other sexy chicaszx. Haha
Hahaha! Thanks for joining. Right, when the right one hasn't come along, be with pizza!
All those people picking pizza 🍕 over girlfriend never had one, all they have is fuck bodies, asshole, trust me if you have a real girl friend your life will change positively forever, having a girlfriend is what precipitate into relationships and marriage, if there father have picked pizza over there mum how would they have been born in the first place to even be typing all this shit.
Girlfriend all the way.
Even if I can eat both of them, still, pizza can make my tummy full, girlfriend will just make me hungry. XD
Hahaha! Girlfriend can be high maintenance, too! Thanks for joining.
You can order pizza in any size you want with your flavor of your choice. You may have to get in line and have to wait or you can have it delivered but it is always worth the wait. You will never go wrong with pizza either hot or cold. You can share it with friends and family or just eat it alone.
It's very simple. Your girlfriend can easily fool you with someone, while pizza is true to you. In addition to being faithful and allowing yourself to do everything you want, it is also very versatile. She has the potential to be different every day, to know differently, to be bigger or smaller. Your girlfriend is just that: Bride. Pizza can be many things at once. Hahhahaahah
Pizza is better than my boyfriend because when I bite it it does not bother me, nor does it respond with a bit harder than the one I gave it, I must say that it is also better because its edge is toasted, instead my boyfriend is a gourd: -)
THE PIZZA IS BETTER THAN MY GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I ALWAYS I ASK FOR MY TASTE AND AS IT IS CONVENIENT, THE PIZZA GOES TO THIS STORY MADE TO SATISFY MY NEEDS, WITH MANY SAUCES, CRUNCHY AND WITH MANY INGREDIENTS. SOMETHING SPECIAL AND WHAT I DO NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO BOTH SO EASY JAJA
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