Phone rings; babe where are you?
Me: I am at the mall
She; who's that bitch with you?
Me: I am with my masarap, yummy pizza
She: it's over between us
Me: as long as I have my pizza, I am not single
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Ahahaha! A breakup that will go down in HIStory! Pizza for the win! Thanks for joining.