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This feels like an Asian land war.

Aw, did you regret your self-trolling? It's ok. I sure don't mind.

Thanks buddy, I just woke up and thought I my previous comments were not very punny. I knew I could do better. :-)

And better you did. Plus you have placeholders now if you think of even more great puns. Never fear, I will read the entire comment thread after the contest closes.

You need some competition.