The Queen of England was visiting one of Canadas top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "Thats disgraceful! What is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains,
"I am sorry your grace, but this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly ill with semen. If he doesnt do that five times a day, theyll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "Whats happening in there?"
The Doctor:
"Same problem, better insurance..."
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:) family friendly please! :)
Really? Yhat doesnt seem to work.....lol