OK. Your name is Snow White. You was married to 67 Valiant. You registered the domain name WWW.FAIRYTALES.CO.NZ in 2000. You have ridden less than 10 000 different bicycles. After an MRI scan revealed that you had a brain tumour you have been clocked at 72mph on a bicycle. You was chased by 7 Witches of Menopause-Itchy, Bitchy,Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated,Forgetful & Psycho because you smoked all of 7 joints and you didn't let them smoke. You didn't wear your contact lenses so you fell off the bike and you broke your knee joint clean in half. Psycho got you and told you to drink your own urine every day so you could play golf again. Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated and Forgetful copied you just to be included in the pictures with your 4400 Steemit comments. Your Steemit comments should be rebuild by one of New Zealand's top surgeons.
Very close, but the golf part is a lie....
Yup, true, it was kind of expected and boring to write... ride bike again... for some reason I was bugged out about tumour the size of a golf ball...I guess that's why golf popped up.
ALL IS REVEALED - My tenfactsonelie post -the background - the winner (not you sorry) and a new post about the big lie!
https://steemit.com/contest/@sift666/the-big-lie-exposed