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!LOLZ

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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!LUV

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!LOLZ

I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!LOLZ

Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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!LOLZ

I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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!LOLZ

What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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!LOLZ

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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!LOLZ

The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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!LOLZ

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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!LOLZ

Why did the hospital send all the nurses to art school?
So they could learn to draw blood.

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!LOLZ

My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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!LOLZ

Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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!LOLZ

They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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!hivebits

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!hivebits

Hivebits blends Hive's blockchain and Bitcoin's ethos. Your effort = your reward. Mine HBIT simply with ! hivebits (no space), 1-per-day. Success! You just mined .9 HBIT and the user you replied to received .1 HBIT on your behalf. You can receive 100% of the HBIT by replying to one of your own posts or comments. Or, support Hivebits at official HBIT mine | your wallet | market | tools | connect | <><

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!LUV

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!LUV

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!LOLZ

My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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!LOLZ

Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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!LUV

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!hivebits

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!LOLZ

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.

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!LOLZ

Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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!LOLZ

What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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