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Alright my fellow steeminati said my acerbic wit might fit in this a bit.
Writing King is a thing to think on,.
That's kinda tough like trying write about the biggest UFO conspiracy theorist.
Oh you haven't heard that story , it's a whopper.
This guy was having same dream over and over that he was a descendant of Alien Royalty fled their planet because of a war.
He finally went to see a therapist, The therapist did a sleep study. The study was complete and the doctor came in and read in the report: "We observed that you had a Dream but are no MLK that's a Martian Loser King!
So did I Sing Like Bing to Bring Martin Luther King in as a Thing. Or was it a Fling by a Ding-a-ling. I'm counting in your ringing in with a little jing-a-ling!
Ha! Wonderfully weird!
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