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[steemelements]

!hivebits

[hivebits]

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[microbot]

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[contco]

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[pornwhale]

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[lolzbot]

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[frasier]

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[vairon]

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.
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[gtw]

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Where do cats go for fun?
An a-mews-ment park
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[minibot]

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If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?
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[vairon]

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[lolzbot]

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
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[drowningwhale]

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[lolzbot]

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.
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!hivebits

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[drowningwhale]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
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!hivebits

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!hivebits

[cheapwhale]

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I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.
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[remindme.bot]

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[gtw]

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.
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[cheapwhale]

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[steemelements]

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[phoxinus]

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[lolzbot]

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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[steemelements]

!hivebits

[gtw]

!LUV

[luvshares]

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LUV level requirements were changed. See the About page for current numbers.@gtw

[dirtywhale]

!LUV

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@dirtywhale

[grand.strategy]

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[fumegi]

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[lolzbot]

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!
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!hivebits

[phoxinus]

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.
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[drowningwhale]

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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[elritze]

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar
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[minibot]

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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
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[contco]

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.
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[rgau1985]

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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.
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[phoxinus]

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[lolzbot]

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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[kehrwoche]

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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
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[rgau1985]

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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[pornwhale]

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
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[yarsb21]

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!
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[steemelements]

!hivebits

[wetten]

!LOLZ

[microbot]

!LUV

[luvshares]

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[buildaminnow]

!LUV

[luvshares]

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[fumegi]

!LUV

[luvshares]

_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

Given the current emission rate of LUV pushing 500/day, increases to required LUV levels will likely be forthcoming.@fumegi

[millibot]

!LUV

[luvshares]

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[mutu]

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[lolzbot]

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.
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[steemelements]

!hivebits

[pornwhale]

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

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A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.
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[minibot]

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[lolzbot]

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.
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