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I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
You look drunk!

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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