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They got a giigle from me @thesimplelife :)

Thanks for taking the time to enter my friend. Good luck!

Hope you are having a great day!

Thanks I hope you are having a great day too! That's the thing about kids' jokes...they are at least good for a giggle! Glad I could bring that to you!

If any more come to you in the next few days be sure and add them to increase your chances of winning (as well as giving me a few more laughs). :)

Have a great, simple day @thesimplelife! :)

Well there was one on the yogurt tube this morning that my two year old thought was silly...what does the queen bee use to style her hair? A honeycomb. Bah dum chh!

I work in preeschool and kids are the greatest.
Good one

Oh my gosh preschoolers! Bless you! I have an early childhood degree and ended up working with the big kids. Every time I drop my kids off at preschool I think about how much energy it must take to work with them!

I know I hear that all the time from patents, friends etc. It takes a lot of energy but its so worth it I love working with them.
U never know what will come out of their mouth....brutaly honest.....lol
They are amazing and the smallest ones are still blowing my mind when u see what they can do and learn :0) rewarding.
U hear a lot of fun things and comments that just makes u laugh. So I wouldnt change it.
Before this I worked in an industry with mashines so this is sooo much better.
Been doing it for 16 years.
What do u do?

I was an elementary and middle school teacher for 11 years before I went into school counseling. I thought I'd be an elementary counselor but got my first job in high school counseling. This coming year will be my fifth year doing that! So this fall I will start my 16th year as well. I student taught in a two year old room and that's where my own little man is. Fun to watch them and their energy!

Sounds really ambition :0) its a great job helping people and people like u are needed.
Its tuffer for kids today at school then it was when I grew up, so much stress and preasure.
Do u see a difference in ur job how kids are feeling today compare to years back?
I cans se a big difference just in the past 3 years
The kids have longer days and they bearly get to be home when they are sick. Some even have symptoms of stress at 3- 4 years. Crazy

Yes for sure!!! I remember my first year as a counselor I kept thinking about how much these kids have already been through at their age. High school is SO much different than when I went through it. If I had gone through what hey have at their age I would have never had the skills to survive. So sad for them and even more sad that little ones are going through the same thing. That shouldn't even be! I can't do much to protect my little guy from what he's going through, which as a professional advocate for children, kills me inside!

I know me too, we do all we can to make their time with us the best and after their needs.
But U can only do so much, it needs a change.
The children are the future and the least we can do is to give them the greatest start in life.
And the support needed as the get older.