RE: Trafalgar's One Liner Competition: Bad Public Toilet Etiquette

[trafalgar]

Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Not tipping the bathroom attendant after he helps free you when you got yourself stuck in the glory hole

Comments

[mitzibitzi]

Bad Public Toilet Etiquette: Pulling out a tape measure when there's a line to use the urinals and shouting, "Biggest goes first!"

[surpassinggoogle]

1. 4th Terry's law of motion is that that happens when you are doing a forward peeing and equal and opposite farting and feeling good about a complete pee moment.
2. Using you pee ambitiously clear off particles of another person's pooh, that's leaving the toilet bowl stained
3. going into a public toilet and you are trapped cos the person who left the loo, actually never flushed cos the drainage is blocked, now you can't come out people will think you left you pooh, then having to pump and splash another person's poo for hours cos it just won't flush.

Doing this in sleep mode so it is not perfect. more to come!