Interesting... I used to live in New Orleans, and I'm about due for a return....
I had my first bike stolen in L.A. so I bought a $30 bike to replace it. No one ever stole it.
LOL - I love it! I never had to worry about people messing with my old truck in the city either, no one wanted to go near it! I hear you. I need to check out your pun contest anyway! Thanks for the encouragement!