"England don't posses bowlers that will make your knees wobble or make you think you have to reinforce your box."
No but in those kind of conditions a bowler like Chris Woakes is near on unplayable in fact he averages 9 with the ball at Lords in Test cricket having taken plenty of wickets against much better opposition than Ireland. I would reckon if England played 10 Tests on that pitch they'd win 9 of them against anyone in the world