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She would be buying hovercraft and a new PC and maybe a mining farm. Shoes seems much less likely.

She would be bragging until her lungs gave out, no woman(not a whole lot of men) can take not getting the credit for something like this. It's too big of a success for that. Not only did they make a 2million dollar short just before the crash, but because of all the idiots buying etc, dude(or chick) is making off with an additional $28million.

How do you like them apples?