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You are obviously vastly superior to her though.

You're here at Steemit and she's there.

And it's not the age, it's the mileage.

Some wines improve with age, some turn to vinegar.

You're a classic, she's a clunker.

Better?

Well that got a laugh out of me!
I'll take it even if it doesn't quite fit.

As long as I made you smile. :-)