ats, if I were gay, which I'm most certainly not, I'm like the least gay guy on the planet, but, IF I were gay, I'd probably dream about you penetrating all of my orifices, multiple times and in multiple positions!
If I were the only man alive who was capable of having babies, I'd only have your babies! Again, only if I was gay and I'm not, like, at all!
How's that for a compliment, eh?
Makes me think that, perhaps, you just might be slightly gay, or at least maybe a little bit gay-curious? Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Even if you're not at all gay, like, not even in the slightest, it's still a wonderful compliment. So, thank you!
In hindsight, I should have opted against this angle.
Let me put it a different way, if you were a cabbage sprouting out of the ground, I'd be honored to be a carrot growing right next to you. And if I were a carrot that somehow grew a mouth, I'd happily eat you if you asked me to. That's all I'm really trying to say, I just don't always have the best way with words.
Sorry for the confusion, earlier.
Cabbage and carrots go great with corned beef!
Holy shit, you're right!