They're called "shitcoins" for a reason.
Low notional value, easy to buy up and dump. Not so easy with Bitcoin, because its unit value is very high.
Reminds me of OTC Penny Stocks. Pump the issue, tease that you're going to release a 10-Q filing, then dump into the optimism.
Nice post, but I would've put out the most juicy screenshots and then linked to a gallery for the rest. This post is way damn long, man.