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True with most of them for sure, there is nobody home! :D

When I accidentally see them "Reporting"; I am pretty sure I see venom drip off their fangs. Wait, do scum-vermin have fangs?*

I never got that close to one to find out.

I guess you don't need to get very close with a good varmit round...ROFLOL!

:) :D

But the do seem to drip venom and vitriol every time they speak....

So, if a news commentator is caught in a forest fire, and does not get out; does he get any time off in Hell, for time already served? Do they give him professional discounts?