The Guinea-Pig Journal [friend to all rodents] upvotes this post despite some disconcerting elements:
- rodents sacrificing other rodents for owls
- the offering of a bit of piggy to an owl.
We also find Mr. Brown's interest in eggs somewhat distasteful; however clearly the squirrel Nutkin is in serious need of pscyhotherapy (if not for his obsession with riddles, then his abominable corruption of nursery rhymes) for which we donate our 2 cents of steem.
Thank you for your donation :)
The rodents look so cute together, their wet, little eyes and soft coats!
I'll ponder the bullet points.
Oh dear!
(Such an astute, sensuous, cute and sensory description... we hope out of love, but love and desire lie very close; and appetites stop at nothing.
Do we hear the babbling of a riddle-fever struck squirrel gone nuts?)
The RSPGP (Royal Society for the Protecion of Guinea-Pigs) has taken precautionary measures to ensure the safety of guinea-pigs and has made buddy-erinaceidae available to support the safety of guinea-pigs with squirrel friends who may be afterall on the brink of losing their minds to riddles and about to donate the bodies of their friends to owls.
Edit:
The RSPGP regrets to inform you funding has been withdrawn for the protection for guinea-pigs by erinaceidae support. We are back to praying Mrs. Potter's squirrel friends won't serve us up to any strigidae or tyonidae.