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For 30% of the population you are correct and they will have to do without the internet for a month or two.
Is that really outside of your realm of possibilities?
Most of the people in that 30% are rural anyhow and would likely not miss it much.
I think the issue here is that you might be addicted to the internet.

Ever wonder why you only have 1 or 2 ISPs in the area? Government sponsored monopolies. The same government that wants to help fix your issue now.