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Only if i am wearing a kilt.

lol... I'm sure @simplymike and @beeyou would be ok with that... They wanted to think dirty :)

lol... I can see the engine getting going, you like that ;)

lol... I will leave that one alone... its too hot and I don't want my popsicle melted :P

haha... I knew that would get @beeyou revved :P