What's the strangest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
6 years ago in #engagement by berniesanders (77)
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I saw a man doing the dishes while his wife sat on the sofa watching a football game. Gimme that life, please.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
A 200+ pound "mini" pig in the bathroom shitting in the catbox. She was like their dog
Gross.
I actually find myself the biggest stranger in somebody elses's home
I suppose that makes sense.
Books which had been stolen from my house
Did you take them back?
No I pretended I didn't see them!
dildo
Why are dildo's so awkward? Would a zucchini have been better?
My friends wife xD
Please explain.
Just having fun. I don't have a wife so I'm having fun with my friends how life is beautiful when you're not married xD
Even tho', I don't have anything against it, but it's not my time still. Mr. Spacely needs his space :D
A huge painting of a dudes beautiful wife in their living room. No problem at all. The thing is, it did made me feel a bit uncomfortable whenever they caught me looking. I mean common, what did they expect? A healthy young male will get his attention span messed up while eating chocolate chip cookies and at the same time trying not to think about the naked lady in the painting...
wooden statues with gigantic dicks
A rotarty dial telephone in 2017.
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Sounds retro.
Yeah. I didn't know what to do.
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Clean laundry.
Weird?
A cockroach inside my friend PC case
Likely seeking out warmth.
A big black dildo on top of a bookshelf.
oooooh. . . the weirdest, NVM then
Probably a painting of me.
IKR like wtf, but apparently my friend just collected all of his friends pictures on his wall (me and 3 other friends)
How big? Was it standing up or laying down?
Were you intimidated by it?
Laying down, and huge double sided.
Yes I was very intimidated
My ex's shoes.
Also her coat, bra, panties, naked body.
Hence the term ex.
...hiss! Ooo, yeah! That sucks.
Accidentally opened the door and saw a blowjob going on wow live porn just imagine ...
I used to be a travelling furnace technician and duct work cleaner. I entered thousands of homes.
I found a jar of weed under a heat register near a dudes desk in his office.
I entered the homes of hoarders.
I saw a drawing made by a child in an old man's bedroom. It said "Grandpa" and it was a picture of a human laying on his back while a smaller human was on top with it's head near the crotch region. Both were drawn naked. I just assume the kid was a shitty artist and has no idea what he really drew. I hope it was that.
OMG that's hilarious
Well, bats in a cage. I don't think any can beat that
That's pretty fucking weird.
A snake that moves freely not a toy😐
How big?
The size of my arm, they told me not to be afraid that it has no fags? Will never forget that day, they said it was friendly😐😐😐
Friendly, until it gets hungry...
A bathroom with a stairwell downstairs connected to it. There was no door to the stairwell so if you were using the bathroom and someone was downstairs but came upstairs they walked in on you.
yikes. awkward!
My entire group of friends cross-dressing
Probably not the weirdest, but definitely the most recent
Including myself
Pics or it didn't happen.
I thought you might say something like that
Can’t even lie, I look damn good
Keep tellin yourself that.
I might!
A man in a unicorn costume.
An altar for witchcraft using stuffed animals for sacrifices.
A Lego marble machine.
That's the best I got.
stuffed animals? weak sauce.
I thought so too.
It looked like they were into some weird shit indeed.
big braa over the floor opss
How big?
Bed having messy bedsheet ... its awkward you know ?
(goes to make bed...)
There was this one house that had a strange chair/swing hanging from the ceiling in the front room...
Was it a sex swing?
One wouldn't think so given the shape and location. However, if that was its purpose, then by placing it in the front room of their house, they're likely whatever enough to make it work.
A steaming pile of shit on the floor up stairs. One of the boys couldn't make it to the bathroom apparently and dropped trow and dumped on the flood. He was literally 10 feet from the toilet. I remember the screaming from his mother and then from him as he got whooped.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go...
Fridge
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You're opposed to chilled foods?
Lol. Yes.
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The way he lives sharing home with hundreds of cockroaches!
Well that's disgusting.
Indeed! It was really difficult to get some sleep!
Smoked meat in his basement that was already rotten and he thinks it's good for meat to have 2cm layer of mold.
Yea that's just gross.
Pigs on the bed
Were they in a blanket?
Hahahahahaha no they weren't
Hahahahahha
A laundry machine in the living room. Example pic...
Odd choice of decorations, eh?
Yup, very weird. I have this idea for my house but everyone there opposed...
dildo lying on a bed..WTF x 11
Where else would you expect it to be left? Maybe she was in a hurry?
My friend built a mini ramp in his guest room because the ceilings were so high. It was super cramped but fun to ride. If you didn't know them it would have been a strange sight.
Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't understand how they didn't get evicted. They were the 2nd floor unit, above the landlord. Just proves that Vermonters are truly a tolerant bunch.
Just it is..
Very interesting.
Thanks dear..
I try my best..
Sex toys accidentally left out. My wife and I were laughing about it after we left.
Are you sure it wasn't a hint?
doubtful, but i've been known to miss these kinds of 'hints' lol
The strangest thing that I have seen is a Huge collection of Salt and Pepper Shakers that one of my friend used to regularly steal from a nearby Restaurant.
He could have bought a Motorbike if he sold all those Salt and Pepper Shakers he had accumulated that much.
Candy underwear in the nightstand from a friends parents. Gross dreams.
What were you doing looking in the nightstand? Do tell.
Looking for paper towels ;)
An empty baby bottle stored in the fridge, they always clean it up and store it in the fridge. Don't ask me why, lol.
A dog trying to fuck a cat. The owners use to let them because the cat starts to scratch
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A difficult question to answer, because I'm not aware that there is something strange in other people's houses.
pictures of another family! :P
A big cat lying on a shelf with spices ... the fur was everywhere.
Spices with fur and fur with spices. ;_:
I´ve seen some peculiar things, but probably the strangest thing was a buffalo head hanging on a living room... so creepy.
I know it is supposed to symbolize something, but not on my home!!
You start.
I saw a working FREE ENERGY machine
This.
In light of this morning's big KERSPLAT, it occurred to me that maybe I should say something about my comment over here. Please keep in mind that there is basically no limit to my paranoia, having migrated to steem from YouBoobland, where everybody's always out to get each other. I'm still in the process of rehabbing that perspective so pardon me if I'm terribly off base.
I really hope this silly little attempt of mine to engage with you (which was made prior to knowing anything bad was going on between you and FTG) wasn't perceived as some kind of... I dunno, what? ...strategic something, something, I guess.
When I participated in your post here, it was because I thought it looked like a lot of fun and wanted to take part just for the pleasure of finally making your acquaintance after a year on steem, having only ever brushed past you in the hall. I have heard people talk about how you can be a great friend or a really bad nightmare of an enemy and always just kinda shrugged and said, "I don't know nothin' about it!" Curiosity started getting to me so I wandered over to your blog to see what the big hubbub was. Finding this post was a nice surprise so I just jumped in.
Also, if the "ignorant sheep" tag was directed at me, I'd like to say that in this case, ignorance was bliss while it lasted... I only wish I could go back to not knowing what it feels like to be on your bad side. I believe the scientific term for that feeling is "not good".
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