Why don't you just finally admit that you're either:
A: a robot
B: an alien
C: a guy with an awesome wife who brings him three square a day plus a port-a-potty to his computer desk
D: the chair really is magic
E: there's more than one of you. @janton is really three guys living in an apartment somewhere, taking turns on steemit while the other two sleep
For the love of all things holy, it's time to fess up!!