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But don't try this at home, unless you are a professional german !

Made me think of FPSRussia. I thought of making a shirt with "Professional Bulgarian" written on it. I think I've been exposed to the local culture enough to make comedy from it, if I had a sense of humor. :)

its treated with vinegar to kill all bacteria, tastes awesome :)

It's untreated. German law.