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I keep saying it, I am so glad that I did not make king of disease for this year. Gawd that would have been a fail.

Chip Advisor was started in September, but it's luckily unoffensive enough!

Hahaha - I would need to think REALLY hard how this one would become offensive... But maybe we'll know on April 1st 2021 :')

Oh god, imagine my April Fools jokes becoming prophecies

Well... the world's potato crops could be hit by a sweeping plague which killed them all and put an end to all potato products everywhere.

Living in Ireland, that sounds familiar