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I fucking wish. In Scotland just about every kind of entertaining page is closed. Off-licences, pubs, cafes, restaurants. I think it will be another couple of months man!

In the meantime, there is always Foster's... ;0D

I hope you haven't stooped to Fosters dude, it is the absolute pits!

Our man @galenkp says the Aussies take turns pissing in the cans before they ship it over :O

I would never stoop so low. We say the same thing about Tennents later up here. The said is foul yet oddly popular as an export!

When I used to work in an Off Licence, the Tennents Super was pretty popular. 4 cans of that and you are headbutting lampposts and calling everyone a cunt!

Hehe, up here they call that Jakie Juice. It's quite popular with the tramps!