Think I'm first. Unless I piss about writing this for so long that someone else gets in first. Which they might. Because I can't stop. Oh for f- sake...
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@felt.buzz/flip-jelly-14-an-original-snippet-of-fictional-irrelevance-for-the-5-minute-freewrite-challenge
Edit: I was first. Never done that before.