Yay! I'm by the beach! Managed to write this one (BIg Bird). Elma will be on hold until after the holiday probably, and then i'll catch up... edit: just posted the Elma story...
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@felt.buzz/curried-sprouts-are-a-thing-a-five-minute-freewrite-big-bird-23
(Edit) Elma: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@felt.buzz/i-ve-got-a-bad-feeling-about-this-a-five-minute-freewrite-elma-35