I thought you were describing my son's house, taken over by his 2 son's Legos. Your epitaph is hilarious! : )
Resident cat here, right on cue delivering today's prompt: dew: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-237-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-dew
The invasion is real! LOL! Best of luck to your son in keeping his feet safe from those deadly bricks! Thanks Whatisnew! How have you been?