With her, it's hurry up and wait,
Because Kate was always late.
Her heart began to palpitate.
She had no choice, but to hesitate.
Then, everything began to resonate.
And her stomach began to agitate.
Diarrhea next, caused the toilet to contaminate.
Then, the toilet she had to sanitate,
Before taking Kaopectate.
No, she didn't wait for it to take.
Rushing, was a big mistake,
Another potty round, would indicate.
To be on time; not late,
Began badly, right out of the gate.
Always late, would be Kate's fate.
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Hot damn, you almost had me rapping while reading :)
HaHa! Love it! : )
Being always late with appointments is a disease for many and in this case is confirmed with Kate ... but this time we will excuse her.
Kate is very happy to have been excused. LOL!
That was sooooooo funny!!! lol
I think I left you this prompt already, but here it is again...
Crying here. So sad and so beautiful!!!
The Sunday prompt for you.
And remember, tomorrow, the contest starts!!
Making you laugh makes me very happy! Glad that you liked it! : )
Wow @whatisnew, that was brilliant! I started of reading a poem and slowly the reading fused with the beat in my background and I was rapping by the end. :-D Good work!
HaHa! I am glad that you could feel the beat. : ) Thanks so much for your kind words. : )Yay! You are back. I missed you @flatrider!
Missed you too @whatisnew. That was one of the coolest poems I have read and you are most welcome.
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Thank you! : )
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OMG! Thanks so much! : )
My favorite words were the ones you chose to rhyme with.
Thank you! I had to laugh when Kaopectate came to mind. Thanks for stopping by. : )
This is awesome!
I love it!
Omg...the picture you chose!😆
Scooped it up the second I saw it.
Happy Mother's Day! : )Thanks so much @djynn! Isn't that picture perfect for this story?!?!
You managed to rhyme Kaopectate. My life is, now, complete. 😊
HaHa! You are so funny! It just slipped into my mind so quick and I swallowed it up. : )
Can't wait I got a date it's getting late see you mate. I'm a poet and didn't know it.
HaHa! There you go! Well done Mike. : )
OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!!!! 😂😂 😂 You always have me roaring with laughter!
You are a master with your ability to rhyme anything. Brisby bows down in abject respect!
There's a couple of bloated vampires who can commiserate with Kate! 😉
Such a nice compliment! Thanks brisby! : ) : ) : )
I was thinking of those 2 vampires while writing this. LOL!
Ok, that was a lie. I did rap, lol :)
LOL! You go girl! : )
It was too catchy, to not wanna rap.
Music (beating) to my ears. : )
:) Now we need @snook to rap it :)
OMG! That would be so funny! : )
Agreed. Maybe we should spam tag her, lol. :)
Awe poor Kate always late.
I actually knew a late Kate :-)
And such a cute pic to go with lol Awesome writing @whatisnew!! ❤