Solar Warrior! Hear the crack of thunder in the cloudless, sunny sky! I'm guessing it never occurred to use rechargeable batteries in his MP3 player and get a proper solar panel at home to keep them charged? I guess not. No rules saying superheroes have to be bright, I guess.
I've known some odd ducks in my life. I lived next door to a guy that made a fiberglass lizard out of a '62 Chev convertible. Scales, mouth, nose, all of it. Pretty bizarre. In the interest of realism he glassed the doors smooth so you had to go over the side to get in. I had quit drinking by the time I lived there so I have no idea how it rode.
Thanks for another great post. I have a visual of this guy and I'll be watching for him...