We were making jokes yesterday, and everyone came up with some jokes. I personally don't know many, normally I just sit and listen and laugh along.
Suddenly I remembered a joke my dad told me nearly 60 years ago and, when they all thaught it funny I decided to share it here with you all. Hopefully they laughed as it was funny to them but not trying to make me feel better because I do not know many jokes.
The ant was driving his car and got stuck with and empty tank.
Fortuanaly a bee came along and said why are you standing here and not driving home.
What other plan can I make as I do not have petrol in my car.
The bee then started laughing and said I will help you.
Open your petrol tank and I will pee in it.
The car then started and the ant was very thankfull and said, I did not know that. Next time I get stuck I will know what to do.
No said the bee that will not work at all laughing at him.
Why ? Asked the ant.
The bee laughed and said only BP helps.
Just shows you how a parent can influence a child because Iwas not much older than 5 or 6 years old and, it is one of the few jokes that I know.
That was a cute joke. Amazing that you remembered it after 60 years. What a nice memory of your father. I can almost see the smile on your face when you remembered his wonderful joke! Have a happy week ahead!
LOL, lovely story and brilliant joke!
thanks for replying really appreciate it.
My pleasure @bigbear:)
Hahahaa... Funny... follow me back @zuric
Hahahahahha, that is genuinely funny!
Thanks was worried other people wont find it funny.
I refuse to believe that anyone could think that would be the case!!
Love it
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O I remember this from I was a child - my grandfather also told this joke and we would laugh and laugh and retell it just to say BEEPEE hahahaha
Thanks anneke we did as well
Lmao :D I am a little bit amused
Ha ha ha ha! I also heard the joke somewhere but forgot about it. I wish I can remember all the jokes I was told, can't even think of one.
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"BP," cute! lol I'll share this with my grandson.
It is funny, thanks for sharing
Thanks for replying.
That's precious! How wonderful you remembered that special moment with your Dad all these years later.
It is miss him a lot but thanks for your input.
Hehehe! Nice one follow you Up&Resteem
Thank you so much I really appreciate.
Welcome :)