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RE: What is this?! A cannon for ants?!

in #funny8 years ago

You know, I have a dream. A dream of owning like 30 of these and having them all linked up together so if an intruder starts breaking in, I can defend myself with a barrage of cannons. It would be glorious.

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Yeah! You could load 'em with salt tabs! THAT'D STING!

(But how ya gonna teach 30 ants to fire 'em all off in a barrage?)

I'd like to mount 'em on carriages on the port & starboard sides on a sailboat. Then I could fire a broadside at them damn Seadoos flyin' by!