What is this?! A cannon for ants?!

in #funny8 years ago

Just felt like sharing a nice shot of my pocket cannon, giving you an idea of exactly how small this thing is. I really have been wanting to get around to shooting this thing a few times and since 4th of July is coming up I think I'm gonna go get some firework fuses and some blackpowder and have some fun with it in the backyard. I might get around to recording shooting it this time and share it on here so you can all see how ridiculously fun it is! 

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Ya got a concealed carry permit for that? No? Let the ants bring it! HA!

You know, I have a dream. A dream of owning like 30 of these and having them all linked up together so if an intruder starts breaking in, I can defend myself with a barrage of cannons. It would be glorious.

Yeah! You could load 'em with salt tabs! THAT'D STING!

(But how ya gonna teach 30 ants to fire 'em all off in a barrage?)

I'd like to mount 'em on carriages on the port & starboard sides on a sailboat. Then I could fire a broadside at them damn Seadoos flyin' by!