I definitely did not expect the attempted drowning hahahaaa, I was fully prepared to read how the pooch rescued him!
My dog hates Amish people. Seriously. We thought it might have something to do with them smelling of cow shit or horses, but one day she got off the leash and went into a pasture, hung out with the cows like they were buddies. So. Still a mystery, maybe it's the hats? The long beards?
According to Bill Burr, dogs feed off your vibes, and every dog is a good dog unless you're a psycho-fuck this clip cracks me up!
Triggered! Dogs get triggered too!
Bill Burr is hilarious. One of my favorites.
Yep, apparently they are triggered when we are :)
I know, he doesn't give a fuck, he says exactly what he thinks. Who are your other favorites? I could definitely do a stand up binge fest.
It would be easier if I listed the ones I don't like. Far too many to mention.
Maybe your dog is just an elitist tech snob. Maybe your dog shuns all those who refuse to embrace the technological advances of the past century. I mean, how's your dog react to Mennonites? Could be a litmus test for ya...