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Let me guess... it's "beautiful news?" XD

But at the end the dolphin should have hug the spammer

If by "hug" you mean "set him on fire and roll him down a mountain of cactus plants", then yes, the dolphin should hug the spammer.

Nonono.! I mean hug... In tha face... With a chair
XD

YES! Dat's IT! Now you're talking some sense. Just make sure it's a high-velocity metal chair. No cushion or padding. It will make a nice >clang< on da spammer's face...