Oh great and UN-merciful Sith Lord, I beseech thee to allow this old man to join the glorious ranks of thine Empire!
There is only one condition for my undying loyalty: please do not command me to wear green shorts that stop above the knee.
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How about this?
How about a suit of that secret "Dark Trooper" armor?
Yeah, your galaxy has its own version of WikiLeaks, too. Even our backwater planet knows about that secret project!