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“Yes, he’s considering it, just so he can invite Kim Jong-un to the White House and do something together. Kim doesn’t play golf, and Trump has been very jealous of how fit Kim looks riding his horse.”
That was the tip I got from a White House insider familiar with Trump’s “thinking”, as she charitably put it.
“He wants to learn how to ride a friggin’ horse!”
“Most of the stuff coming out now just demonstrates what a babbling fool he has degenerated into since the Impeachment probe has ramped up, and then being owned Bigly by Pelosi. Now he’s desperate to get a deal with Kim. He’s willing to try just about anything!”
“I’ve seen John Wayne do it, how hard can it be?” he reportedly bellowed at the few aides who voiced words of caution, according to this source. “I’m a lot tougher than little Johnny Wayne!”.
Saddle up, partners, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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