LoL... "looks like a penis..." ahhaha,... the Aunt sneezed the phone off the table..
I used to farm when younger, my family are rice farmers after all. During vacation we would go up the mountains and help my grandparents farm. It wasn't really fun but if I had to choose, probably using a huge mortar and pestle to mill the rice.
Oh my gosh, this thing works! Might need to buy one for when I have no idea what to write about.