There was a rescue attempt, however the rescuer had to shoot the audience in self defense.
One in the crowd farted and SWAT thought a grenade went off. No survivors. The heroes from SWAT received a medal of honor from president Dumb. Anderson Cooper reported live from the scene. Some say, the Russians or even Putin himself are responsible for the tragedy which put the lives of our law enforcement at risk. Bibi called for a nuclear strike against Russia and presented evidence which he had safely tucked under his foreskin.
Statement of the filmmakers of AMI: "Every free publicity is good publicity and ..." Sadly the rest of the statement couldn't be decrypted because the sound technician cowardly flew the scene that moment, although there were only minor explosions at that time. We hope to find a replacement soon. If somebody is interested please send us an email yesterday.
Q Anon just posted that Julian Assange might be interested. He will submit his resume as soon as his internet connection is restored.
Leaked application photo sent via Fed Ex Turbo RabbitActual surveillance photo taken by NSA showing the Fed Ex Turbo Rabbit messenger who hand delivered the application.
Subjoinder:
NSA Surveillance Operation Codename: Lightning fart
Passphrase: The woman in the red dress
LOL. I give up. You WIN :)
You WIN aswell. Thanks for sharing your deep insight about the subject.