Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. Of course, you have no need for the "Don't Panic" assurance on its cover, but you may find that a towel is far more useful than you could have possibly imagined.
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Does it come in black?
Black text on a black towel is a waste of effort when you could just use a black towel in the first place. Your towel of choice is up to you, though. Black may be too formal for the average hitchhiker, but you are not an average hitchhiker. Just keep the sentiment in mind, and you'll be fine.
May I suggest preemptive deaths star obliteration of the Vogon homeworld if you ever happen across it, though? They are by far the most pig-headedly evil bureaucrats in the universe, and they take pleasure in obstructing progress. You can't afford to let them interfere with the Empire.
Also, they make even the Hutts look attractive in comparison.