Your Mind-force of a Personal Pleasant Odour Zone will not work on humans anymore.
"Imagine the most wonderful scent you have ever smelled. Now multiply that by like 1 billion and that is how good it smells."
Um, no.
Simple as.
Your stinky eau-de-sweat is worthless in this system.
Besides... What is wonderful to us, is the scent of a growing meadow, a summer wind, or a campfire. What are you saying, you like the smell of roses like we do?!
LOL! @lordvader loves flowers! Ooooh, too cute! You make us want to give you a big group hug.
Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. Of course, you have no need for the "Don't Panic" assurance on its cover, but you may find that a towel is far more useful than you could have possibly imagined. credit
Black text on a black towel is a waste of effort when you could just use a black towel in the first place. Your towel of choice is up to you, though. Black may be too formal for the average hitchhiker, but you are not an average hitchhiker. Just keep the sentiment in mind, and you'll be fine.
May I suggest preemptive deaths star obliteration of the Vogon homeworld if you ever happen across it, though? They are by far the most pig-headedly evil bureaucrats in the universe, and they take pleasure in obstructing progress. You can't afford to let them interfere with the Empire.
Also, they make even the Hutts look attractive in comparison.
Hi lord Vader
On earth we have cool kids wearing their baseball caps backwards
Would you ever consider doing that with your helmet so you could be cool too?
Speaking of Ewoks I like mine roasted with some garlic powder and a touch of taco spice!
After they have been in the oven for about two hours I like to put small baby potatoes around the outside of the pan and then back in the oven for about an hour.
Best served with Brussel sprouts and a mixture of cranberry sauce mixed with a little horse radish. Yummy!
You're a lot more funny than scary @lordvader but you couldn't be scarier that's why!
You are very wise.
Excellent post!! thank you for sharing
Yes it was. Thank you for noticing.
Your Mind-force of a Personal Pleasant Odour Zone will not work on humans anymore.
"Imagine the most wonderful scent you have ever smelled. Now multiply that by like 1 billion and that is how good it smells."
Um, no.
Simple as.
Your stinky eau-de-sweat is worthless in this system.
Besides... What is wonderful to us, is the scent of a growing meadow, a summer wind, or a campfire. What are you saying, you like the smell of roses like we do?!
LOL! @lordvader loves flowers! Ooooh, too cute! You make us want to give you a big group hug.
(Source)
We know why you've really come to this system... I may address you again at my convenience...
the force is strong in this one
Hug? Don't mind if I do.
All the ladies love Eau de Vader!
These ladies definitely did.
Perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy. Of course, you have no need for the "Don't Panic" assurance on its cover, but you may find that a towel is far more useful than you could have possibly imagined.
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Does it come in black?
Black text on a black towel is a waste of effort when you could just use a black towel in the first place. Your towel of choice is up to you, though. Black may be too formal for the average hitchhiker, but you are not an average hitchhiker. Just keep the sentiment in mind, and you'll be fine.
May I suggest preemptive deaths star obliteration of the Vogon homeworld if you ever happen across it, though? They are by far the most pig-headedly evil bureaucrats in the universe, and they take pleasure in obstructing progress. You can't afford to let them interfere with the Empire.
Also, they make even the Hutts look attractive in comparison.
Sweet!!!!! Lmao
Yes. Some have described the smell of my sweat as "sweet".
Lmao
Lol at "do you know how to clean between all those wrinkles, well neither does he!"
You would not be laughing if he were standing next to you. You'd be vomiting.
the only vader i know
What a silly mask.
its vader time when the mask is on
It's ALWAYS Vader time.
Hi lord Vader
On earth we have cool kids wearing their baseball caps backwards
Would you ever consider doing that with your helmet so you could be cool too?
I actually went through that phase.
It ended up looking like one of your Easter bonnets. Everyone told me it looked cool. But that is because everything I do is the coolest.
I'll bet Old Ben Kanobi just looks like a bunch of fleshy, hairy tubes under those robes.
@shayne
Fleshy hairy tubes huh? Sounds about right.
Wipping your nose inside the suit must be an adventure on it's own i pressume Anakin ?
Anakin is dead.
Darth Sidious can mold you into a Sith Lord, but can't erase your past !
He also can't properly wash himself. That guy sucks!
That's awesome, he does suck by the way, hats off for that !
If I take my "hat" off. I'll die. We wouldn't want that now would we?
The force would shift, so no.
Speaking of Ewoks I like mine roasted with some garlic powder and a touch of taco spice!
After they have been in the oven for about two hours I like to put small baby potatoes around the outside of the pan and then back in the oven for about an hour.
Best served with Brussel sprouts and a mixture of cranberry sauce mixed with a little horse radish. Yummy!
Thank you. That sounds delicious. I will have to try that immediately.
I worked up enough sweat doing that to block the Emperor's stench for at least 19 seconds.
I bet!!!
A baby bjorn lol!!
Yes one of his many shortcomings is that he likes to be carried like a little baby.
Very nice Post, and interesting read! look forward to seeing more of your posts.
Nice :)
Never.
thanks for sharing and good post by the way.