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RE: I have found the cause of yesterday's unexpected spike. You're welcome.

in #funny8 years ago

I cannot stop fantasizing how wonderful it would be if a humble minnow like me could get a picture with you - by my side or even holding a lightsaber to my throat... doesn't matter! Just imagine how popular I'd become...
It is with trembling fingers that I dare ask you to grant me this favor. I fully understand that I'm completely and utterly not worthy of such honor, but please know that I am prepared to offer you my first born...well, maybe not my first born (I'm kinda attached to her)... maybe not even my second born, but somebody else's kids, hell, yeah, you can have them all and dispose of them as you please!
(Hope I don't get a choke for being so impudent!)

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I'm sure your tomb will be ever so popular if he grants your request !
We'll make a donation based campaign to pay for a big Steem-themed gravestone for you :)

If only...I'd settle for the tomb even. Thank you for your kind words. Very thoughtful of you!

oh, sorry... You seem to have misunderstood...

The gravestone will only bear the marking "Force Choke victim ", an amazingly humongous number, and then ", courtesy of the Invincible Lord Vader"

Nowhere did we say we were going to dedicate it to you,
it's dedicated to Vader, of course !

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Damn...how can I be so stupid!? Of course it should be dedicated to Lord Vader, feared be his name!

Perhaps I will be in your area at some point. I like to attend events that end in "con".

At last, something to look forward to.