Alright
I'll be honest. There's a reason.
Allow me to explain.
Mohratard is what happens when you combine sleep deprivation with cold medication, then, pass out for about ten hours or so.
While passed out, I entered this strange land. A land of things better left unsaid.
Except for Mohratard. We can say that.
I met him beside a mountain. It wasn't a very big mountain. It was more like a thing made of plastic and some tape. That silver tape. Duct tape. Not duck tape.
The closer I got to this mountain, the smaller the mountain became. I don't know how that makes sense but just bear with me here, it happened, and that's that.
The mountain would get smaller and Mohratard would get bigger. I don't know why. I didn't write this shit, my brain did.
Finally, I got close enough and became curious so I attempted to speak to Mohratard.
"Hi there. What's up with your eyes," I asked all nonchalantly as if things like Mohratard are normal and there's no need to be concerned.
He didn't say anything though. He just stared at me with that dumb look on his face.
Now, that's my artist's rendition of Mohratard. I'd say it's quite accurate combined with a bit of my art style. In the land of things better left unsaid, his little antenna things were moving around and sometimes poking him in the eyes. That didn't seem to matter though. He just stood there with that dumb look on his face. I just stood there giving him my best dumb look and said nothing. I think that part of the dream lasted about five hours. It's hard to know for sure though.
Then he suddenly says, "Mohratard." I think that's how you spell it.
I was confused so I said, "Mohratard?"
Then he responded with, "Mohratard."
That went on for quite awhile. Many, many dream hours.
So
Eventually I woke up.
I don't know why these things have to happen to me. I ask other people what they dream about and they say, "Chicks and sex and money and flying."
I get this Mohratard shit.
What's up with that?
I don't know either...
Have a nice day.
As always I love your post. Also to let you know...my account was hacked and my 663 SBD was stolen along with my steem tokens. Be prepared. Apparently someone is using Steemit and directing you to Stewit.com. i have gone from tears to anger and in between. Well That is how my day started. Hope all is better for you. Troy.
Important
I always hover my mouse over links before I click. In the chrome browser and I assume many others, the address should show up somewhere. If it says something like Stewit.com instead of Steemit.com, leave it alone, don't click it, it's probably a scam.
Sorry to hear about that @enjoywithtroy. Have you changed your keys? Is your account secure now?
It is secure now yes. I do not know how to get back my SBD and Steem tokens. I will be doing post on my experience. It is a hell of a way to learn a lesson. Apparently this person (s) -good-kama and gig.witnesses are using blocktrades to redeem last I heard. I wish I had a way to have what I earned back.. Very sad. Thanks for caring my friend.
I sent you 10 SBD. Just take it. Nobody deserves to be robbed like that.
Thank you so much I did receive it. God bless my dear friend.
What a great idea for a @steemit blog, a daily spilling of the dream beans!!!
Would that eventually dox you, or help you discover the meaning of life, or ....
I agree. Great idea! Let's encourage everyone to spill their guts so we can judge them accordingly! Great song too.
Is it strange that the first thing I thought of was that this character looks like this guy:
At least you have the excuse of being on cough medicine. My mind is just koo-koo for cocoa puffs on its own.
Holy crap! I forgot about that guy. Was I actually dreaming about that stupid Ants movie! Wtf brain! I thought we hated that movie!
Do you remember the exact combination of drugs to duplicate the experience? I'm interested in hearing about the next stage in your relationship with Mohratard. Are we talking dream or nightmare here?
Tylenol Cold and Flu. The box with the day and night stuff. Take two of the night ones, then two of the day ones a little later so they start fighting inside your body. Coffee, cigarettes. Stay awake for as long as you can before you begin though.
Last dream I had I was trying to return a Little Pet Shop toy to a pawn shop because it was missing a hamster cage. lol. Gotta love dreams you can get a humorous story out of. Mohratard looks like a little boy who got into his mom's closet to try on her clothes and make-up. Like someone else commented the eyes really do have an optical illusion effect. If you stare at them long enough they kind of move.
Dreams are nuts and I love when I remember them. These things I see would drive any sane person mad. The people are never actually people for some reason. I go to another dimension. When I do see people, I pay special attention because they always seem to be trying to tell me something.
As for Mohratard's eyes, yes, they should mess with our eyes. It's because one is slightly bigger and the color difference. Lots of fun to stare at. That's what Mohratard was doing in my sleep. Just standing there trippin' me out.
You Have the BEST DREAMS EVER!!
When I was a kid, I had Saturday morning cartoons. Now that I'm a grown ass man, I get to watch cartoons every night!
Flying and other naked stuff are cool to see in dreams.
But after observing your ghost paintings I regularly fight with hordes of monsters and ghosts.
Now I'm pretty sure what the next dream will be about...
Peanut butter sandwiches?
I'm sure that Mohratard will be there. Maybe a couple other tard species will be wandering around throwing peanut sandwiches at me.
Mohratard's lens game is strong.
Search that name in Google and yours is the top result among 2 others! 😂
Good to know you're feeling better! :D
PS: Love the length and content of this article; it's just perfect.
There's only one fricking Mohratard in the entire world. I did that.. somehow.
Getting better. Hopefully my mind starts working while I'm awake soon. Still a bit out of it, but whatever, I can handle it, I can handle anything. That's why they call me The Handler.... whatever that means.
Perfect amount of goodness you say? Fantastic! Thanks.
Yessir The Handler!
PS: Will upvote your comment once my VP recharges, looks like I gotta take a "break" too!
I have to say, friend, I still hope you're feeling better soon, but I think I am going to miss the stuff you come up with while you're on that cold medicine.
Dreams are weird. Sometimes, rarely, I think my dreaming mind visits another world, where I am another person entirely. I have some real trouble remembering the details of these dreams; when I wake, I vividly remember meeting someone, and doing something, but I rarely remember much of who or what it was. Even so, I feel a real sense of emotional loss.
I can usually only recall a few unimportant details before the entire thing is forgotten forever. If I try to recall more, things that made sense at the time fail to connect with logic, and the entire memory just falls apart. I have met whole people who don't exist. I don't know their names, or what they look like, but I feel like if I saw them again, I'd know them immediately.
I wish I could say I've seen Mohratard before, but I think he's yours alone. You got me thinking of those dreams though... it's been a long time since I've had one.
I have those vivid ones as well. It's like living a second life. I know all about it but more often than not I meet a strange cast of characters. They say those people we see who we don't know are parts of ourselves, but there's no real way of proving that so I don't necessarily believe those experts.
The best way to remember is to remind yourself before you fall asleep. While you're dozing off, rather than thinking, just keep reminding yourself to remember the dreams. For some reason that works for me.
I'll try that, Mr. Himself. Thanks for the suggestion.
I've been thinking about trying to write down my dreams again. Not to post or anything, at least I don't think so, maybe once in a while... but I have been thinking about it ever since reading one of @therealpaul's posts a while ago. Maybe it's time.
Mohratard looks a little bit scared to me! You know that some people say that every dream has a meaning, I don't know what that dream means!!!
I don't know what it means either, so I googled it. Start there.
I googled it, your post shows up first haha. Unconsciously you must know what it means, think think and recall XD. I sound like a psychic now lol, what is wrong with me!!!
I don't know what it means. My brain gave me word or a name that's never been used before in the history of all languages I guess. I didn't realize that until after I published this and googled it myself. Maybe I met someone or something from another world. I don't know! It sounds like MORE-atard, but the h is needed to make it sound as I heard it. Mohr-atard. Mohratard. So weird. I'm used to seeing strange things, but I don't often remember hearing strange things. ... I'll be okay. It was just a dream.
I see, maybe it will make sense in the future!!! For now let's just say it was just a dream!!!
Haha.
You've very creative dreams.
Who needs to dream about sex when you have Mohratard :p
Me ... that's who.. unfortunately.
Mohratard isn't that bad..
He needs you,he has very sad eyes XD
What do you get when you add Ratard to Ratard? That's right! Moh'Ratard! :D
I don't think there can ever be too much Ratard.
Hopefully you feel better soon, before Mohratard returns :-)
I think I have a few more questions to ask Mohratard though. I'm hoping he returns so we can settle this.
Lol, hopefully he answers with more than repeating you saying Mohratard.
That's those little immune system buggers junked up on that cold medicine trying to spit out no more retard your not helping us.....lmao
You might be on to something there.
What the hell are you taking and where can i get some of that? I'm just like your friends, i dream about sex, girls, money, cars, the worse i get is sometimes i dream about having a carcrash, but that stopped happening some time ago... but mohratard? what the hell is a mohratard xD
PS- i was going to bed just now, but after seeing that drawing of a mohratard i don't even want to go to sleep anymore xD kinda afraid i will wake up and see a mohratard tickling my right foot's big thumb
It's just your regular cold relief pills. Tylenol brand something or other.
Mohratard.... I don't know what to say...
These things just happen.
Usually I leave more lengthy comments but today I'm just gonna go with what popped into my head first. Never go full Mohratard. lol
I think you're probably right. That sums it up nicely.
Lately my dreams are often about Steemit... As I'm falling asleep I think of these amazing articles to write and then in the morning my brain is like "Haha gotcha, no article for you, go stare at the screen blankly for an hour, then give up on brainerizing and post some art"
I get the Steemit dream where my payouts are big again. I wake up... no dice... but I'll survive! I might start drinking again... but I'll still live!
My voting power is getting close to 70%, I'm trying to chip in on those payouts more lol I haven't had a drink since April 9 2012, once I start I can't stop so I'm not sure I'd live. I already had my heart stop once from alcohol poisoning when I was younger... Good times.
I don't drink. I don't like it anymore, but I will have the odd beer or two. Rarely...and it just makes me tired unless I'm sitting in the sun.
That’s a one hell of a dream. You really have to be something. It reminds me the writer on steemit I fallow @alexbeyman. He writes novels about people living their lives in their dreams. There was this “studying dreams specialist”who eventually lives her dream as well. She killed everyone, than used their body parts to replace hers....then she woke up believing she is dreaming and her dream was real. Where you confused when you woke up? Where you thinking for a second your dream was real? Where you looking for Mohratard and the shrinking mountain for a second?lol
It’s funny, when I type your name on steemit search I always have to type nonameslefttouse steemit, everyone else typing name only always works, only you are different.lol
Nice painting of big eyed Mohratard!
When I wake up, if I remember a dream, I usually want to go back there. Of course, we must live, so that's never an option.
I'm not sure what's up with that search. One easy way to find people is to keep a text file with names on it. Copy/paste it into your editor and you're quickly given a list of links to select from.
He looks exactly like me. What a beautiful creature, don't be scared.
I'm with you Mohratard.
He's one of the good guys. I'm sure of it.
Mohratard looks nice! I'm glad you're feeling better. Last night I dreamed I got elected U.S. president, so for once it was nice to wake up and realize that reality was way better than my dreams.
That would probably be the shittiest job in the world. I think I'd rather clean toilets.
Ha! mohratard might have visited some of my dreams actually, my night time travels are ALWAYS strange. And they can be kind of cool strange, or warped as fuck. Generally lots of action.
Glad you're feeling a bit better, I think it might be my turn now, nooo, I hate being sick.
Dreams are one of my favorite things about life. The best ones I ever have happen when I'm wearing a nicotine patch. Those ones are like living inside a movie.
I actually started to feel like crap again today, unfortunately. It moved into the lungs, but I think it's better than a constant runny nose. Damn these things suck.... but whatever.
Well at least it was not a dream of being raped by a daemon rabid rabbit, just saying
That's true. Even just regular sex with something like that would be a nightmare.
Tee heeeee
For once I won't refer to the story but to your art and Mohratard is one your best artworks. Full of expressions and strong feelings.
Well thank you, @sandrina.life. I wasn't expecting to hear something like that about this piece. Did you notice how it's difficult to look him in the eye?
Yes, it might be my taste, but I do like a lot this sort of images and I personally love to look into his eyes.
I'm happy to hear you like this sort of thing. Producing these characters while using my usual style at the same time is turning into one of my favorite things to work on. Thank you.
Yes, those are more my things, keep going that direction.
Have a ice day!
I wonder why these dreams come so strange.... Getting the shit out of the guy who having no authority over it whatsoever...
No control at all. Isn't that interesting.
Absolutely
I checked your previous post and learnt you aint feeling too well. hope you are good now.
Dreams isnt my thing. But you've got a nice encounter with Mohratard . Most people dream about money and sexy ladies. True
I'm trying to figure out what this stuff means now. I was confused after, found humor in the dream experience, produced the image of it, wrote about it... and now I'm wondering why this all happened...?
It all happened for a reason. . . A reason unknown to you and I.
I wonder if I run into him while exploring a dungeon, will he be Friend or Foe?
He's just a moron who stands there. I'd say it's like picking up a frog. You kind of want to, but yet, not really, because it might do something weird, but you know it's safe, but yet.... Know what I mean? Of course you do.
I think it's your creativity that's making you see these dreams. Tell me what can I do to see Mohratard. At least something, I don't see anything in my dreams,hell I don't have dreams. Any help ?
If I'm working on some art until it's late, I'll still see it when I shut my eyes... so maybe you're on to something there. If you want to see him, just look at him!
Everyone has his or her own Mohratard but they manifest in different forms.
That could be true too.
💯👍
I'm 100% sure the kind of cough medicine you speak of is illegal in my country thanks to kids tripping on it.. unfortunately for me.. my dreams are fucked either way \o/
If only people in real life were as socially stimulating as Mohratard, right?
Far too many people sip on that sizzurp these days. Sad really. Ruins it for the rest of us...
As for Mohratard, well, I'm left feeling more confused than I was before I met the guy. Was he trying to tell me something? Did I forget something? Was this about that thing I did? Is Mohratard even his name? Maybe it's some kind of code... Dratarhom? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
There's definitely something going on here. Go ahead and google Mohratard. Watch what happens. Look for the clues.
It's as if the internet has been wiped of all traces of Mohratard par this blog... the corporations are event trying to subvert my attention!
Fact: My brain is an inventor of things.
Give 3 adjectives to the way Mohratard made you feel in the dream ...
Ha! I'm not sure I want to play this game. :)
Ok ... fair enough. But, do it on your own. The 3 adjectives will tell you something about yourself.
You think so? After I wrote this, I started thinking. Maybe it has something to do with the word Mohratard. It doesn't make sense, and when I google it, something strange happens.
?
There's only one true Mohratard. :)
Who is a part of you ...
Well my friend your dreams and characters always attract me to read your blog, no doubt your sense of humor is too good but this Mohratard looks so confused about anything. I think he saw some football match a well :P
He does look confused. In the dream he seemed to be confused looking so I think I did a good job of capturing that. The football part, that one is confusing me.
Hahahahaha actually yesterday i saw a football match in which every player was over acting to get some plenty and the referee was so confused, so i took Mohratard as match referee :D
Mohratard had various style and emotion..Deep dreamy rendition of Mohratard
This is what I would love to say, I think Mohratard is now synonymous to trance, a terrible trance, hahaha.
Happy weekend
LOL, maybe you're right.
Thank you.
What you say about the eyes color Its look very dangerous
I don't know?
Full with fun and have a great writing
You have a great skills of writing keep it up Thanks for sharing
Keep it up
Are you spamming?
Mohratard the character with whom you can do anything you want in your dreams....lol
Its the minds which draws these animations during your sleep, mind plays tricks with you, a dream is related somehow to your real life and when you dig deep into it you find answers.
You think so?
I think dream are connected somehow with real life, if we want answers we have to dig a little deep, dont you think so?
Not always. Sometimes I think it's just juices swirly around inside meat with a bit of electricity.
I like the way you described it.
Thank you for sharing such a beautiful piece of art. Made my day
Mohratard my day
Are you a spammer by chance?
I don't think he is..
He just got caught in whale flag wars
That sucks... It's hard to tell sometimes.
La verdad te quedo muy buena la mezcla, muy buen personaje :D
Wow magnificent art. What a creativity buddy just wonderful :):)
@upvoted
Creative in the dreams can make u creative in actual life as well. You simply dream and tend to bring it into real life. Once turned creative you don't need dreams related to sex for sure
Indeed.
Yes thats for sure but everyone sometimes needs a jingle mingle. Lol
Horror and funny photo..
Mohratard kinda looks scared and overwhelmed
I do have dreams too scary ones that i wake up sweating and scared and shaky
All the same its a good artwork
could you repeat that? the anguish are you delightful and someplace know how to i grow selected of that? I'm honorable like your friends, i fancy about sex, girls, money, cars, the not as good as i grow is now and again i joy about having a carcrash, but that blocked occurrence about time ago... but mohratard? I'm sorry? the misery is a mohratard xD
PS- i was free to divan honorable now, but after bearing in mind that portrayal of a mohratard i don't constant be after to expire to have a lie-down any longer xD kinda fearful i will arouse up and go with a mohratard tickling my appropriate foot's sizeable thumb
You are one fucked up little robot....
Woah.. i went back up again to look and as I was staring into the eyes I thought I noticed the pupils expand and contract...
Wow.. Perhaps its this good green stuff making me see shit this late at night.
Is that a slight blue ring around the left pupil?
Yup, there's a tiny ring there. Good eye! The different sizes and colors will mess with our eyes to make the pupils appear to move. Magic!
And his right eye, the slightly green eye, its sclera reminds me of when I play with burton late at night.
His fur will float into my eye and make it itch like nothing else, and feels like a vortex of sensation.
Well yeah. That's no accident.