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I'm glad we have the freedom to fart wherever we want. Im having a terrible day but your story has cheered me up a few notches, thank you. I read this halfway, upvoted it, continued to read it and then tried to be upvote again.

Hey. Thanks for not thinking I was a dick for calling you a robot. I'm sorry about that. I won't make excuses for it either.

I was smiling all day for the comment you made yesterday, I am a theater artist and love to know about weird psychology and conflict in daily life over small things.

It's not small! I get triggered! Fucking robots everywhere! What's up with that! How was I supposed to know!

Analyze that. :)

I can imagine you saying those words in my head and it is fucking hilarious. Lol:) Sorry for that but seriously, we would need to start a #measwell robot assault movement soon.

That's the whole point, man. Laugh. Somehow I can work those words like magic. These robots don't stand a chance.