Hello!
I hope you are doing well today!
The name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself. @nonameslefttouse is also acceptable.
Welcome!
I am here today to speak about my incredibly long post. Before we get into the actual post, I'll have to spend some time explaining a few things.
Let's Begin
Blogging is not easy. It was never meant to be easy.
Blogging is not hard. It was never meant to be hard.
Us bloggers are often faced with one doozy of a dilemma while deciding what and how to write about something.
Should I pour my heart and soul into this post only to watch it go completely unnoticed?
or
Should I half-ass it and just hope for the best?
Many bloggers will come to different conclusions and everyone will try to find an answer for you. In my humble opinion; nobody is right and nobody is wrong.
This blogger believes size doesn't matter. I'm sure many women and maybe a few men out there will agree.
If something needs to be long, make it long! It doesn't have to be a hard decision. Just keep tugging and pulling on that idea for as long as it takes for something good to come out of it.
If something needs to be short, make it short! Chill out, cool off, let it shrink down all the way to it's most natural and comfortable state of wholesome goodness.
Whichever stunt you'd like to pull that day, it should never matter if it's long and hard or short and soft. They both work just fine if you know how to get the creative juices flowing all the way down that river and towards the final destination of any good article; the conclusion.
Today
I've decided to produce a long post.
This will be the biggest post in the history of posts here on this platform of ours. I do hope you can find the time today to enjoy it in it's entirety.
I want to talk about telephone poles. They are the biggest posts I could think of. Rather than saying too much at first, I decided it would be best to draw everyone a picture in case you haven't seen a post like this before.
Just so you can get a better idea of how massive these posts truly are, I have placed a full-sized pussy on top as a visual aid to help everyone understand just how big this post truly is.
The entire post...
Was just one big piece of shit.
Seriously, thank you. There are times I spend hours writing a post that no one reads, and then other times that I throw a post together quickly and the post generates tons of comments and upvotes.
I think the bottom line is to stay true to yourself and be content with what you post, not necessarily focusing on the length of it. Some posts are good if they are long (like your long piece of shit here, lol), but sometimes they need to be short and sweet instead, otherwise it's overkill.
Thanks for sharing your shit with us. But always remember, "if life throws shit at you, cover it in glitter!"
When the shit hits the fan, add glitter to that too. I think I saw that on Martha Stewart before the prison term. That woman sure knows how to decorate a room.
My post yesterday did so well compared to this amazing piece of shit. My post yesterday took about 6 hours less time to produce than this piece of shit. I'm still happy with this shit though. I pushed so hard. Even though things didn't go as planned, I'm still glad I got it out for everyone to see. It reminds of that time on the bus. This guy sat down. That's nothing unusual. When he got up, he shit himself. Everyone left the bus, except me. I had to sit there and pretend that shit didn't happen.
You're right. Martha Stewart sure knows her shit.
It was so good of you to stay with the bus dude. But that sounds like it was a shit bus. 😁
It was actually the short bus. I had to stay because I was hired as the new window licker and didn't want to lose the job on my first day.
It says, "easy there, window licker, you forgot your helmet and crayons."
It cut off part of the pic. Piece of shit.
I can see it. That's the perfect trophy for this thread. The icing on the shit. Thanks for that!
That might be a tad longer than that one post I did once it was 5k words. Took me most of a week!
Sadly cats just can’t always poop out very long blogs--I’ve tried! Lost a life in the process and forgot what day of the week it was.
You would not believe how long it took me to produce that shit...
More importantly, how long is the toilet to fit that sucker in going to take to make? Perhaps that one has to be made out of snow or something lol.
My guess is 8 hours to produce a turd. That’s at least when I know I’m producing quite a steamer myself.
Yes. You would be correct. I was on the crapper for a little over eight hours while I put this shit together. That doesn't include the breaks I took to go do other shit though. All in all I'd say the entire day was quite shitty and eventful. Meow.
I can only hope you had the plunger at the ready!
... industrial vacuum. I was supposed to take that back today. Looks like I'll be paying out the ass once these late fees kick in.
Wow, you went out and got licensed to operate a Septic Tank Pumper to produce this. Now that's dedication!
I never do 1 big piece of shit. I always do the mother with a lot of little babies :P
Congrats to share your achievement with us!
I took up jogging so I'd be able to keep up with my runny shit.
Good on you. You know what is annoying? That I have to go all the way through your big piece of shit to reach the comment section!
That's another reason why I put a pussy on top. People like pussy, so therefore, they would like to come here and see my comments. Some look past the pussy and go straight to the shit. That works too, I guess.
I know. I just wrote a very long post about mental diseases and fears and love and a guy commented "nice photos".
WT Actual F
I think that might be his fancy way of saying, "Hi, I noticed you from across the room. I don't normally approach people I don't know so pardon me if this seems awkward for you. Much like a mosquito is attracted to the wonder of a street light at night, to me you were glowing and I could not resist temptation any longer. I don't give a fuck about what you have to say though."
Yes, sort of! You over-estimate people!
Looks to me that I do the same on my blogs. A little shit here, and a little shit there- eventually, leading to shit everywhere!! =)
The most epic post i have seen ever on steemit :D :D :D since i joined this community seriously :D :D
I was thinking that it was some type of stem of an old tree but what i got at the end was more than epic :D :D :D A piece of Shit lolx
Amazing art-graphy and well you deserve huge round of applause for making people laugh @nonameslefttouse
Have a nice weekend!
Thank you for that. You have a nice weekend as well.
What a fucking shitpost.
Only the shittiest for you my friend!
Haha, so that must be... Turd Cat!!
He's actually the fourth cat.
Hah, badadum tsssh!!
Hahaha, I did like the story twist!
It is huge indeed, my finger cramped from scrolling.
This is almost asking for replies like:
"Great post!"
I laugh when I read this shit too. Straight up just rambling out some impov style comedy to keep people interested while the massive piece of shit is slowly loading. I produced it at something like 1920x32000 or some crazy number like that. I stared at that piece of shit all day! Feels good to have that shit out of my system.
I don't seem to get too many of those "great post" comments. Even those people have a glance and realize their shit won't work here. Man I'm fucking tired. Thanks for the visit. I gotta run.
Making such a huge post deserves a good rest.
Have a good day!
Ha, that's fucking epic! You sure know how to keep the reader in suspense! I was expecting a long post, and I damn sure got one! With the "full sized pussy!"
Oh, I nearly fell out of my chair reading this!
If this is what your posts consist of, I'm definitely staying focused on your content!
Thanks for coming over to see my shit today. After what I read on your blog, I had a feeling you'd enjoy this shit.
As for my posts; I try to keep the shit posts down to a minimum. I never really know what sort of shit is going to stick, but I just keep flinging shit until it does. I'm all over the place. I do whatever I feel like doing that day. Today I did this, yesterday I talked to myself, the day before that I wrote a riddle that's driving people crazy. I produce all of the art you might see. Hundreds of artworks to look at here. Instead of just showing a fancy picture and saying nothing, I start writing, these words come out, I press post and what the fuck.. shit magic. I'm rambling though. Need sleep. See you next time!
I never enjoyed anyone's shit until today!
I love your sense of humor and the ease of communicating with you. I think you have the right outlook on how to approach Steemit and I believe I could learn a thing or two from you, honestly.
It's people such as yourself that make this platform what it is, in my opinion - a fun place to kick around ideas, laugh and get to know one another. That's something I appreciate.
Glad to have found you on this awesome site!
Thank you.
"Was just one big piece of shit" that is true
I'm happy to hear you agree with my shit today.
That is some very nice shit! Commented and upvoted! Plz upvote me back! Also, is this shitpost somehow the answer to that riddle that kept me up all of Wednesday night?
This shit and that shit are unrelated shit. I probably seem like I'm bat-shit crazy. Guano crazy?
Perhaps just man-crap crazy.
That is how you do satire.
That... is how you remind someone to check their tags. I had 'life' where it was supposed to say 'satire'. If I were to break this post down completely, we'd find at least six forms of humor in this post. It's a shitmorgasbord.
I guess that cat's owners fed the poor thing to much people food like pizza, steak....laxatives. If that was my cat I'd be thanking my lucky stars my husband felt changing the litter box was his duty.
Look how proud that kitty looks though. ...and if your husband is ever looking for work, I mean, I'd have no problem helping you folks out.
We have 5 cats so we're good...And if your cat's a male keep him away from my girls. I don't need kittens with massive poos running around.
Milk of magnesia, anyone?
Ha! As I was scrolling down, I was thinking "are you sure, NNLTU, that this isn't a shit?" and I wondered what that creature as that was imprisoned in it, undigested.
I intentionally made that whole shit crude looking just so people would question my post all of the way down.
That's called: Being controversial!
Made it, again! Thx for the laugh! Well done dude, it's not easy what you do, keep going!
No... this shit is not easy. You really have to put your ass on the line and not be afraid to take risks.
For an artist like me, this post is worth a million posts. I cannot imagine myself to write such long posts.
What I do here is combine many artforms into one. It's an art shit sandwich today. Tomorrow, I have NO IDEA what I'll be doing. The first shit that pops up in my mind is what goes here. When I'm not busy thinking about shit, I'm working on random digital art and hoping they will some day fit into ... whatever it is.. I might do next.
Which software do you use to make digital art?
Trade secrets, my friend.
Now that's funny! lol Thanks for the laugh. Following, I have lots of artists in my feed but not a lot of humor yet!
Hi. I'm happy to hear about how you've enjoyed my shit and will now follow my shit. That is some good shit right there. Thank you!
Hahahaha really funny. This is just crazy. I love the way you blog about it
You'd think blogging about shit and this shit subject would be more popular. I'm surprised more people don't show us their coolest shit.
I made few months off of the steemit but I can surely say I missed your sense of humour! Salty... but with those big grains which need to be mentally grinded... love it!
I filled this one up with multiple forms of off color humor. Felt like going for the combination plate today. Thanks for stopping in and enjoying that shit.
Yay! I know where to go for a good chuckle. Thanks for this long post, it was worth getting down to the bottom.
Good till the last plop!
Omg, lol.
I love your sense of humor or should I say senseless humor Great post er piece of ..... Thanks for sharing.
Yeah. Playing around with the surreal stuff today I guess. Little bit of everything there.
You turd! That was beautiful.
My Beautiful Shit
That should have been the headline. Hmmm. Oh well. Thanks!
You're the headline. Thanks for the good laugh 😀
It's my pleasure. Thanks again!
Ha ha ha Really so funny 😆😆😆😆😅
Creative👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣!
Thanks for enjoying my creative shit today.
Oh, and I thought it was a post!
Alright you got me! Hilarious though 😀
Probably the most hilarious shit I ever took!
wow.....that's a beautiful photo of nature and wonderful place
great job...thanks
Yes. This shit just keeps getting better.
wow! great great, Really nice post. thank you for @nonameslefttouse
You're welcome!
Hahahahahah ...
this is very entertaining. I like the post yabg make people laugh foam.
Have you ever shit foam?
Thats funny "telephone-pole" @nonameslefttouse!!! I am new here trying to figure this out and having a good time!!!
