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That is why I have 3 wives in 3 different countries.

Helps a lot!

Aaah, handy!

Yes, one of them I call handy.

How do you know her?

Who doesn't know handy? She was telling me how much she missed her husband for being away on business all the time. He was a very funny man she said. It could only be you!

He was a very funny man she said. It could only be you!

OH well...

Looks like I found my fourth wife!

I'm sorry, I don't think women are allowed to have multiple partners... damn you men and your privileges!