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As Popeye would say

I yam who I yam, and that's all that I yam.

Damn You, Stitchy!!!
My Voting POWER was going oh so well, then I met YOU!!!
You leave me wrung out like a wet rag, tossed aside like a used condom,
Used, Abused, but laughing and shaking my head! :p

...AND WHO THE HELL HAS HIS HAND ON THAT LOVELY THIGH???

</green-eyed Monster>