Every time I try to come up with a top ten list of anything, I run out after about 1. I'm not sure why, but it could be because:
- I never count higher than 1.
- I don't know more than 1 top thing.
- I can only think of one or two things at a time-- not a multitasker.
Also the internet has been slow here all day, not sure why, but I'll work on a short list of possible reasons, and a nice headline.
You're not supposed to call it slow internet anymore, okay. It's retarded internet.
Four reasons. Spring, summer, fall and winter. That's what happens when you make a typo. Those things are all just as important if you don't want to be trending like me. Don't forget.